2009 NFL ATS Pick 'Em: Week Three QOTW

By: Luke Florence

You know how the drill works by now.

Jeff Schaffer makes a couple appearances and for the third straight week we have a new QOTW recipient. Bill Walton might not be decided until the end of December.

TOP TEN WEEK THREE QUOTES

10-tie) “I don't think there's ever been a game with as much potential for quarterback failure as Romo v. Delhomme ... would 19 interceptions be a record? Someone tell Jerry Jones we're in a recession." - Jeff Schaffer.

10-tie) “Kyle Orton, no question. Look at that beard. The guy looks like he just jumped down from his tree stand, wasted, after drinking Old Style's all day and throwing his cans in the air so he could shoot at them." - Chris Woodard.

9) “Game two at big dome. Bill Simmons calls it ‘Death Star.’ Romo is homo.” - Kevin Hunt.

8) “The economy is bad. Tampa Bay should shut down its football-firing ship this season to save money. It won't be needed much, especially in this one.” - Brian Boesch.

7) “‘Snap, Crackle, Pop’ - Jack del Rio's coaching career started with this sound. But he's been in the milk so long now, he's just getting soggy.” - Matt Barnes.

6) “Sounds like there is better hitting going on in the Browns locker room than on the field.” - Jeff Normand.

5) “Josh McDaniels came from the same coaching tree as Eric Mangini and Romeo Crennel. How are the Broncos decent and the Browns remain shitty? Randy Lerner picks coaches as well as Lamar Odom chooses wives.” - Nick Lay.

4) “I feel like Vince Vaughn and Kyle Orton is Will Ferrell in the Anchorman scene where Vaughn (aka Wes Mantooth) says, ‘I hate you Ron Burgundy. But dammit do I respect you.’ Today we spell redemption K-Y-L-E.” - Kevin Hunt.

3) “Is that Eli Manning or did I just see my 12 year old cousin? Just kidding Eli, you were great in Home Alone 3.” - Eric Hug

2) “With Cap Rooney still recovering from a rib injury, the door is open for Steamin' Willie Beamen to make his debut and electrify the home crowd. When did Al Pacino get so fat?” - Jeff Schaffer.

1) “‘Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk’ - Apparently, Donte Stallworth has no friends. I mean, Ray Lewis stabbed a guy but his friends didn't let him drive drunk. That's being responsible.” - Matt Barnes.

Congratulations to Matt Barnes for finally claiming the QOTW honors. Barnes, Lay and Hunt are all have one ticket punched for the Quote Of The Year through three weeks.

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Until next time, "read it, roll it, hole it."