Monday, January 04, 2010

2009 NFL ATS Pick 'Em: Week Sixteen QOTW

By: Luke Florence

Just like with week fifteen, week sixteen was a two-person battle between Brian Boesch and Kevin Hunt.

The end is near.

TOP TEN WEEK SIXTEEN QUOTES
10) "Charlie Frye on the road vs. DA? My God." - Nick Lay.

9) "Julius Jones face. You think Clay Matthews, Jr. is going to talk shit to him Brian Cushing style??" - Kevin Hunt.

8) "Everyone's out to get Albert Haynesworth. No one believes in Tony Romo. It's time for the "Cry Me A River" Sunday nighter." - Brian Boesch.

7) "I hope Jeremy Shockey and Kellen Winslow get into a fight in this one. They'd just yell at each other and occasionally slap. Those U guys are tough." - Brian Boesch.

6) "Remember when Brian Brohm was going to be a top 10 pick had he come out his junior year? Now, he's making his first start for a terrible team a few years after getting drafted. Stay in school, kids." - Brian Boesch.

5) "Will Romeo Crennel flip the coin in this one to determine who gets the ball first like he did in preseason in '07? Will the loser (and winner) at the QB position have to report to the UFL after the game? If this game doesn't get your juices flowing, I don't know what will." - Brian Boesch.

4) "Have we seen a Steven Jackson face this year?? I mean, does he ever really quit trying?? I feel like yelling, 'You're all winners!!'" - Kevin Hunt.

3) "Seattle is going to feel as happy after this game as Frank Solich did when Lloyd Carr handed him the "Little Caesars' Pizza Bowl Runner-Up Trophy." Yes, you read that last part right. Ohio University got a trophy for losing to a 6-6 C-USA team with an interim head coach. Thus, I demand a trophy for my efforts in ATS this year. I mean, I did accomplish more than Ohio did in the Pizza Bowl, right?" - Brian Boesch.

2) "There is only one
Face that I'll be waiting for...
Romo's... it's homo." - Kevin Hunt.

1) "Rex Ryan is turning into that annoying relative that tells you stupid stories or jokes whenever you visit him. Just be serious for 10 minutes, Rex. I'll reward you with a cupcake, or 10." - Brian Boesch.

And just like that we have one week's worth of quotes remaining.

Until next time, "read it, roll it, hole it."

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