Third post of the day as we kick off Redeem Week in a big way.
The week ten Quotes Of The Week ... where getting personal happens.
Giddy up.
TOP TEN WEEK TEN QUOTES
10) “’BIOS 100 - The Animal Kingdom’ - In the wilderness, pretty sure a Panther would kill a Falcon. But in the NFL kingdom, forget about it. Mike Smith has more fight in him than the Panthers do in the second half of any game.” - Matt Barnes. 9) “It’s a good thing this whole Browns fans boycott thing was announced prior to this game. Otherwise, someone would have seen the empty seats and just figured Ray Lewis murdered everyone.” - Jason Fazzone.
8) “‘SOC 260 - Criminal Justice’ - What's the biggest crime? Ray Lewis getting no jail time for killing a guy? Dante Stallworth getting 30 days for killing a guy while driving drunk? Eric Mangini having his 1-7 team practice too much? Or the NFL for subjecting us to this awful match-up? You be the judge.” - Matt Barnes.
7) “No one on these teams wants to be different than who they are. Obviously it is working for them all pretty well. But just for a second, let's imagine Peyton or Brady as being black. ‘What is things Warren Moon and Randall Cunningham never want to imagine??’” - Kevin Hunt.
6) “It feels weird picking teams from Ohio in professional sports. It usually just doesn’t make sense. It’s like throwing beer bottles after a football game, or getting hit in the eye by a penalty flag or getting more arrests than wins in a season.” - Eric Hug.
5) “’PSY 120 - Intro to Statistics’ - Just think about the numbers Drew Brees is gonna put up on the Rams defense. It might rival Jimmy Clausen's numbers from any Notre Dame game, except his team will actually win.” - Matt Barnes.
4) “No Music City Miracle this time around – unless Trent Edwards and Vince Young can sport quarterback ratings over 50.” - Jason Fazzone.
3) “Aaron Rodgers becomes the new spokesman for Trojan after constantly asking for protection.” - Jeff Normand.
2) “’THAR 113 - Acting Fundamentals’ - If the Bengals are acting like a good team, they're doing one hell of a job. Kind of like how Bart is acting like he's not good at picking against the spread. You sand-baggin son of a bitch.” - Matt Barnes.
1) “Jake Young kept creepily smiling at me and touching my chest at the bars Tuesday night. If that isn't a waving of the white flag by Packer nation, I don't know what is." - Brian Boesch.
Congratulations to Brian Boesch for winning the Week Ten Quote Of The Week. It's the second horse Boesch has running in the Quote Of The Year Derby. See if Boesch can parlay his recent commentating success into a win for the League, as he will be our next participant in the Luke Vs. The League contest tomorrow.
Until next time, "read it, roll it, hole it."
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